Fig. 01 — Portrait of the owner

Rich Shiba InuRICHINU

3 gold chains 1 closed eye 0 explanations

A short orange dog at the head of a long table. He does not bark, he does not hurry, and he has never once told anyone where the money came from.

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I The Dog

He has never
explained himself.

Ask him where the money came from and he will close one eye. Ask again and he will close the other.

The dog came with the house. Or the house came with the dog — the paperwork went missing years ago and he has stopped looking for it.

He is short, orange and extremely comfortable. Three chains, one watch, no opinions about daylight. He keeps the blue light on because it makes the gold look more expensive, and he is right.

— the room, 11:40 pm

Origin
The house, or the dog
Temperament
Seated, mostly
Weakness
Blue light on gold

II The Room

The table has
never been cleared.

  • 01

    The Light

    Blue, all day. Nobody remembers ordering it. Nobody turns it off.

  • 02

    The Stacks

    Counted once, in a dream, and then never again.

  • 03

    The Door

    Opens onto the hallway. The hallway opens onto the door.

A framed photograph of Rich Shiba Inu sitting at a table covered in stacks of hundred dollar bills
Fig. 02 The only photograph he has ever approved of.

III House Rules

Seven rules.
He follows one.

Written on the back of a napkin, in a handwriting nobody has been able to identify. The dog has never confirmed it is his.

  1. 01

    The door has no handle. It opens for whoever he likes.

  2. 02

    Money stays on the table. It looks better in the light.

  3. 03

    Nobody asks about the watch.

  4. 04

    Guests may count the stacks. Nobody has ever finished.

  5. 05

    One eye closed means welcome. Both eyes closed means come back tomorrow.

  6. 06

    No one leaves while the light is still blue.

  7. 07

    The dog is never late. The dog is already here.

Rich Shiba Inu sitting upright on a dark velvet stool, wearing his gold chains

IV The Posture

“He is not guarding the money.
He simply likes the warm side
of the light.”

— overheard, and never repeated

He has been sitting like this since before you arrived.

V The Collectors

Two doors.
Both unlocked.

The room does not advertise. It simply leaves the light on and waits to see who walks in.

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Small announcements from a large room. The dog rarely posts. When he does, it is usually just the light.

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The table's official ledger. RICHINU is written here in full. He has not looked at it once.

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VI The Address

Everything about him
fits on one line.

Contract Address RICHINU
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He will be here when you get back. See the ledger

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